June 4, 2004

Too much biography between us

Filed under: Uncategorized — tomemos @ 2:49 am

Recent additions to the Neverending List of Magic Disappearances, Stanford Court, Irvine:

–The 50′ ethernet cord my roommate lent me at the beginning of the quarter. His parents needed it back; put quotes around any part of that you want. This goes a small way in explaining why I haven’t updated in so long. (A very small way–I got a new cable last Tuesday.)

–The forks. I ate fusilli with a spoon today. That doesn’t make a man feel like a chef.

Stay tuned! The list is Neverending!



  1. Your roommate, if he lends you something, needs to let you know before hand if he needs it back. If he just takes it without warning you, call the police. When your roommate wonders why there are coppers all over the apartment, you can shrug your shoulders and say:

    “Well, the ethernet cord was missing. I assumed it had been stolen, since YOU would have told me if you needed it back.”

    Comment by AM — June 4, 2004 @ 1:32 pm

  2. I should write a book titled: How to Play Dumb with Asshole

    Comment by AM — June 4, 2004 @ 1:34 pm

  3. Reporting it stolen and playing dumb is a great idea.

    Why did he take the forks? Do you not own your own forks?

    Do you own anything you can take away as well? Something very inconvenient to be without, like a couch or a stove?

    Comment by kindle — June 4, 2004 @ 2:13 pm

  4. You should take half the stove seeing as half of it is yours. Or the microwave door.

    Comment by Cimorene — June 4, 2004 @ 3:16 pm

  5. The only thing he gets out of our apartment partnership are my DVDs. Why, he borrowed Futurama from me just last week. Not any more, though.

    Of course, I would have brought more–my own silverware, my own furniture–if he hadn’t a)filled up the living room and kitchen with his own stuff long before I moved in, and b)told me that it would be fine for me to use his stuff throughout the year. I guess he had a change of heart when he realized what a disgusting pig I am.

    Comment by Tom — June 4, 2004 @ 4:33 pm

  6. Well, I think this is as good a time as any to tell you this, Tom: you actually are a pig. There was a mix-up at the hospital, see..

    Think of it this way: now you no longer have to feel guilty for all those mud baths, or your uncontrollable urge to eat slop. It’s okay. We’re here for you.

    Comment by kindle — June 5, 2004 @ 7:22 am

  7. hey, that does explain his aversion to bacon!

    Comment by ariela — June 6, 2004 @ 3:26 pm

  8. hey, that does explain his aversion to bacon!

    Comment by ariela — June 6, 2004 @ 3:26 pm

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