July 27, 2004

What do we want? BRAINS!!! When do we want ’em? BRAINS!!!

Filed under: Funny Stuff, Laws and Sausages — tomemos @ 2:27 pm

Vote Bush/Zombie Reagan in ’04!

The FAQ is the best:

“Zombie Reagan would have been able to shrug off his 1981 assassination attempt and eat his attacker. He and President Bush enjoy clearing brush together.”

“Zombie Reagan has all the genial charm and old fashioned American optimism that we grew to love in the 1980’s. His appearance has changed slightly and he speaks with markedly different cadences — as is common with zombies — but he is everything he was in life… Except warm! Ha ha!”



  1. Taste like crab, talk like people–wait, wrong sci-fi outtake.

    Comment by Am — July 28, 2004 @ 5:34 pm

  2. You know, I come here for news about Tomemos, not zombies. I am so out of here.

    Comment by Pat K. — July 29, 2004 @ 5:12 pm

  3. *dies laughing*

    *is ressurected as zombie*

    *goes in search of brains*

    *avoids conservatives and fundamentalists*

    Comment by Ash — August 1, 2004 @ 1:59 pm

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