August 20, 2004

Any way you look at this, you lose

Filed under: Laws and Sausages — tomemos @ 7:06 am

A couple nights ago, I had two separate dreams that Bush won the election. In one of them, he won with 80% of the popular vote. I say dreams; they were really nightmares, in the sense that I woke up panting both times. It was, as the cliche says, just so real.

Last night, I dreamt that I met John Kerry. We talked about politics, and about the Simpsons. Teresa was cracking jokes. It was all extremely warm and comforting.

I need this election to be over, and I need Kerry to have won. I’m never going to make it to November.



  1. Next time I need to cure you of hiccups or give you a heart attack, I’ll tell you that they’ve canceled the election altogether.

    Comment by julie — August 20, 2004 @ 8:09 am

  2. Hey guess what? Bush has declared himself King of America! Also, you have to deliver the congradulatory speech! Also, you’re not wearing any pants!

    Comment by kindle — August 20, 2004 @ 8:28 am

  3. And you’re Ted Kennedey!!!!

    Comment by AM — August 20, 2004 @ 5:43 pm

  4. come on now folks, you don’t want to kill him do you? … well, … do you?

    Comment by ariela — August 25, 2004 @ 11:18 am

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