I’m fixing the Coachella entry, and if all goes well, it should be in its completed form below by the time you read this. However, I wanted to take time out from that to say, in my remaining six minutes: It’s my birthday today! I am now 24, firmly within the mid-twenties, where a guy as cool as me belongs. I am one of the senior members of the 18-to-24 demographic.
In five minutes I will be just another 24-year-old shmoe, but right now (four minutes left) I am the king of the day. I hope you enjoyed my time in the sun as much as I did.